Today I am a Gimmick

Every blog needs a gimmick - I figured this out after two failed blogs. How else will I know what to write if I don't have a gimmick? My life is void of anything interesting enough to appeal to the masses - I have an allergy to drama and a disinterest in gossip - therefore I will make shit up. Hopefully this will be the last entry in which you come eye to word with the actual me. Tomorrow, I will be a ninja. The day after that, a dragon slayer. Henceforth I will write about the adventures in dreamland. I should be amusing. If not to anyone else, then to me, at least.